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** He told me "Never say never!"
But he just said never....twice?


** Husband: Kal mere khawab mein ek larki aaye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thi!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kaise pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab mein aaya tha!


** God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.


** Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
 3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!
Need more???
U r beautiful.


** A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”


** TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????
STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..


** DAD:dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent
SON:Nothing dad sister asked
lipstik, but i gave fevistik.
No chip chip
no chik chik


** u r…
 A B C D E F G H I J K L
A=Aachhe
   B=Briliant
 C=Cool
  D=Dashing
  E=Emotional
 F=Fantastic
G=Great
H=Hot
 I=Intelligent
          &
JKL=Joke Kaisa Laga.

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